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  1 month ago

  View →: Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.
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  View →: Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.
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  View →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.
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  1 month ago

  View →: When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?
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  2 months ago

  View →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%
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  2 months ago

  View →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
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  2 months ago

  View →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?
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  2 months ago

  View →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!
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  2 months ago

  View →: A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.
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  3 months ago

  View →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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