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When your iPhone needs more support than your old pair of jeans 😂🔋📱
673 Funny technology quotes
Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women.
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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years.
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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
Not using AI and still getting 60% AI detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.
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When your natural writing style gets you accused of using AI, it's time to break out the crystal ball and broomstick! 🧙♂️✨📚
Job market is like: Do you want to train AI or be unemployed?
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Guess I'll just train my cat to code and call it AI development! 🐱🤖😂
Parents’ phones make notification sounds I’ve never heard in my life.
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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to become one of the wealthiest people of this generation. I’d pay for it in a heartbeat.
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Sign me up! My bank account is ready for some serious cardio from all the heartbeats 🏃♂️💸❤️😂
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive.
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Every time I scroll, I feel like I'm in a time machine heading back to the prehistoric era! 🦖📜
Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.
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When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪