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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
658 Funny technology quotes
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.
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When your WiFi is reliable but your brain isn't 😂🤖🔧
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.
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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.
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Their inheritance may not be gold, but they'll have enough screenshots to create a museum of memes! 😂📸📱
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
Some people should have read-only access to the internet.
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When life gives you opinions, turn on read-only mode! 🤣📚💻