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"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
673 Funny technology quotes
A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.
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When that 2FA code comes at the worst time, my life flashes before my eyes like it's a season finale! 📱⏳🔐
“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.
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So, is your AI boyfriend more of a bytes and circuits guy, or does he just speak fluent binary on the first date? 🤖💻❤️
Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.
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Trying to cheat before AI was like building your own spaceship just to skip a traffic jam 🚀🛠️—you ended up becoming a rocket scientist anyway! 🤓✨
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.
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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
IP address? You mean the bathroom?
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When the tech support says "IP conflict," and you're just trying to avoid a bathroom queue! 🚽😂
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
Last night’s dream could have been an email.
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That dream was on airplane mode while my brain asked for a Wi-Fi password 😂✈️📧
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦