Funny tickets quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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