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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Just landed via Twitch:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Making waves on Slack:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Going bananas on Telegram:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Making waves on Facebook:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Shared recently on Discord:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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75 shares on Discord this month:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

97 shares on Threads this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Spotted on WeChat:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Spotted on Facebook:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Making waves on Facebook:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Seen just now on Threads:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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