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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Just landed via Facebook:

The spelling of β€œbourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Making waves on Instagram:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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