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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Making waves on Slack:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Breaking via Discord:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Just landed via YouTube:

I miss you (the money I spent).

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Just landed via Twitch:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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