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Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Seen just now on Slack:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Making waves on X:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Seen just now on Slack:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Trending via Threads:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Just shared via Discord:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Spotted on Threads:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Spotted on Messenger:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on Telegram this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

43 shares on Slack this month:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

How do I un-know people?

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Just landed via X:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Just shared via Threads:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Making waves on Instagram:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Breaking via Telegram:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I was dropped as an adult.

Spotted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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