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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Just landed via Reddit:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Trending via X:

I had too much to think last night.

Just landed via Discord:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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62 shares on Slack this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Shared recently on Threads:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Going viral on Instagram:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Live now on Telegram:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I was dropped as an adult.

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