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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Just landed via YouTube:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Reported on Reddit:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Just shared via Facebook:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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2 months ago
Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
5 months ago
Share →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors
6 months ago
Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Breaking via Facebook:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Making waves on Facebook:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Trending via Snapchat:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Reported on WhatsApp:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Freshly posted on X:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Live now on Reddit:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Reported on Telegram:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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