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Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Spotted on Discord:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Just shared via YouTube:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Just shared via WeChat:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

89 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

43 shares on Threads this month:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Breaking via Discord:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Trending via Twitch:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Trending via Messenger:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Just shared via WeChat:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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