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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Just landed via YouTube:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Funny wilderness quotes

Funny wilderness quotes 🌲😂 bring a lighthearted twist to nature’s rugged beauty! Whether you’re a seasoned hiker or a backyard explorer 🥾🌿, these witty sayings capture the wild side of outdoor adventures with humor and charm. Perfect for sharing around the campfire 🔥 or brightening up your nature feed, get ready to laugh your way through the great outdoors! 🌄🤣

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Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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"Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"
3 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Commentary:
"Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Reported on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Making waves on Threads:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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