Funny wilderness quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"

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