Funny wilderness quotes

• The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  closer, environment, humor, idiots, nature, outdoors, sarcasm, wilderness

  ---

  Someone from 🇧🇾 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  65 shares on Discord this month.

• Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  adventure, again, being, escape, expensive, free, getting, health, humor, lost, mental, mental health, never, seen, therapy, wilderness, woods

  ---

  Someone from 🇹🇼 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  83 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  adventure, backpacking, corduroy, ever, fire, humor, outdoor, pants, start, sure, wear, wilderness

  ---

  Someone from 🇮🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  73 shares on Facebook this month.

• Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

  ---

  0

  5 months ago

  animal, animals, closing, everyone, having, humiliating, humiliation, humor, hungry, i, knows, link, me, sunburn, survival, unprepared, weakness, wilderness

  ---

  Someone from 🇵🇼 has recently shared this quote.

  96 shares on Telegram this month.

All funny wilderness quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌