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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Going viral on Facebook:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Going viral on TikTok:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Just landed via Discord:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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20 shares on WeChat this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

29 shares on X this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

68 shares on X this month:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Just shared via WeChat:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Shared recently on Slack:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Going viral on X:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Spotted on Twitch:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Breaking via Twitch:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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