Funny wish list quotes

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

This year I'd like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025