God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"

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  1. Hah, I feel this on another level! 😂 It’s like you’re stuck in ‘soulmate shipping’ limbo. Maybe we need to consider express delivery? 🚀💕

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