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"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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2 months ago

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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2 months ago

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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2 months ago

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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2 months ago

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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2 months ago

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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2 months ago

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

83 shares on X this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Breaking via Facebook:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Going viral on YouTube:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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