Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Response
Hah, I feel this on another level! 😂 It’s like you’re stuck in ‘soulmate shipping’ limbo. Maybe we need to consider express delivery? 🚀💕