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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.