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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.