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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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"Looking for a man who can handle my sass and sarcasm without breaking a sweat 🕶️💁‍♀️ Let's see if Prince Charming can handle this whirlwind of charm and chaos! 🌪️😜 #relationshipgoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoy, difficult, expectations, getting, humor, i, man, me, nerf, relationship, want on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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