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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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The Gulf of Mexico shouldโ€™ve been renamed to Sea Seรฑor.

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Itโ€™s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize itโ€™s a stool.

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Is it โ€˜My wife and Iโ€™ or โ€˜Me and my wifeโ€™? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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I canโ€™t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Breaking via Discord:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Going viral on Slack:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like โ€œyour top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.โ€

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Just landed via X:

โ€œAt your big ageโ€ is one of my favorite insults.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Going viral on Threads:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Spotted on Pinterest:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kidโ€™s ice cream because she couldnโ€™t finish it.

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

Sorry, I canโ€™t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and Iโ€™m still recovering from that.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like โ€œyour top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.โ€

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Making waves on Slack:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Going viral on Reddit:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Trending via Instagram:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Shared recently on Discord:

In a parallel universe, thereโ€™s a happy me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Never make a promise you canโ€™t keep rescheduling.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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