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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

40 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Life begins when you can afford it.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Just landed via Threads:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Just landed via Threads:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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