If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! π₯ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and heβll explode. I have so many mood swings, Iβm basically a swing now. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesnβt explode. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.