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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Humorous text about aging, highlighting self-deprecating humor and time passing.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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