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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

2 months ago

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"Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here serving up some top-notch humor with a side of charisma! 😏 Who knew being funny could be so dangerously charming? 😉 #JustKiddingNotReally"

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