It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?