It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.