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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

22 shares on Slack this month:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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