None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.