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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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"When your phone’s more dramatic than an Oscar-winning movie! 🍿📱😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged digital, distraction, happening, humor, illusion, none, perception, phone, reality, technology on Jul 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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