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Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱
I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”
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Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡
If you see me in public, it’s AI.
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Must be true, because my social battery runs on 1% 🪫🤖
Living la vida taco!
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Taco 'bout living life to the fullest! 🌮🎉😄
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
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Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
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Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂
Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.
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Guess I should stop asking my toaster for relationship advice 🤖🍞
Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.
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When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂
What would boomers do without their paper shredder?
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They'd probably start a shredding playlist of power ballads from the 80s! 🎸🗑️🎶