Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.