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68 shares on Twitch this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

26 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

75 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Just shared via Threads:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Shared recently on Instagram:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Trending via Twitch:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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