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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.