Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.