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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

59 shares on Discord this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

63 shares on X this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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