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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.