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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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2 months ago

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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2 months ago

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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