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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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63 shares on Reddit this month:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

50 shades of single.

Just shared via Messenger:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Spotted on Twitch:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Spreading quickly via X:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Spotted on Telegram:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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