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Sounds like we're on the verge of "essay-itis"📝🤧—better stock up on highlighters and caffeine! ☕️📚
Author Archives: slickboy
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
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Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! ⚔️📺😂
Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.
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Embark on a strange journey? I already get lost in Ikea! 🧭🤣
I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.
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Ah yes, my thesis on napping techniques during lectures really changed the world! 😂🎓📚
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.
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Embrace your inner weirdo, life’s too short to be normal! 😜🤪✨
Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.
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This is me pretending I'm the star of a music video, making every detour worth it! 🎶🚗🎤✨
Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.
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Who knew that battling dust bunnies could double as therapy? 🧹🧼🗑️😅
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
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I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator