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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
Author Archives: slickboy
Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.
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Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕
WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.
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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.
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Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! 🍼🚽😂
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
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Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
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Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
Adding lol to things is good feng shui.
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Balancing my energy one "lol" at a time! 😆🔮✨