Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time π₯πΈπ©βπ³. Related Funny Quotes π€ Uber Eats βyou forgot to finish your orderβ notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses. My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically itβs a vegetable. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.