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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.