Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Commentary:
When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time πŸ₯‘πŸ’ΈπŸ‘©β€πŸ³.