Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Chasing beauty tips, but mostly chasing my glasses and my iron supplements πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ βStand up for yourself!β Girl, I have low iron. Oh, youβre in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth? You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill? A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day. Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.