Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.