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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of…

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of…

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Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? 🎨😴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, am, humor, i, life, little, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, something, squandering, thing on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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