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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Making waves on Discord:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Shared recently on Facebook:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Seen just now on YouTube:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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