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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Just landed via YouTube:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Trending via Discord:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Live now on Slack:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Just landed via Snapchat:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Going bananas on Discord:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Just shared via Reddit:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Trending via Snapchat:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Funny accuse quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when fingers start pointing 🤪 Whether it’s playful blame or cheeky misunderstandings, these witty lines turn accusations into laughs 😂 Perfect for lightening the mood and sharing a smile with friends, they prove that sometimes the best defense is a good joke 🙃 Ready to giggle at some clever comebacks? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to accuse without the drama! 🎉✨

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44 shares on Reddit this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

12 shares on X this month:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

46 shares on Slack this month:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

87 shares on Slack this month:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,124

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Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Making waves on Twitch:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Trending via Slack:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Trending via Slack:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Going viral on Twitch:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Trending via Messenger:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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