Funny adoption quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?" 🤷‍♂️

  Well, I'm sure there are plenty of pet shelters out there eagerly waiting to welcome you into their furry, loving arms! 🐾 Who knows, you might even get adopted by a mischievous kitten or a playful pup who will keep you on your toes! 🐱🐶 Just remember to pack some extra treats and toys for your new family member!

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