Commentary:
"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"
29 Funny afterlife quotes
Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?
Commentary:
"Well, if it does, I hope the password is 'eternaldamnation123'! 🤣🔥📶"
When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
Commentary:
Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy
After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.
Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"
Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the whole 'carpe diem' thing a little too literally! 😂🔄 May need to work on those club etiquette skills – reincarnation ain't no joke! 🙈 #YOLO"
Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.
Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife"
At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.
Commentary:
"Who said you can't have popcorn-worthy drama even from the afterlife? 👀🍿 #DramaFromTheGrave 💁♀️💀"
Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.
Commentary:
Looks like even heaven isn't safe from those pesky app downloads! 😂📱 Maybe there's an eternity of software updates waiting for us on the other side! 🌟 #HeavenlyApps #EternalDownloads
Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries
Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
Commentary:
"Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"