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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Just shared via Discord:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Spotted on X:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Live now on Snapchat:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Shared recently on Discord:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Going viral on Telegram:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Broadcasted on X:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Shared recently on Threads:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Going viral on X:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Reported on Instagram:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Spotted on Messenger:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Breaking via Slack:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Just shared via Messenger:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Making waves on Twitch:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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