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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Making waves on TikTok:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Just landed via YouTube:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Making waves on X:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Breaking via TikTok:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Breaking via Pinterest:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Going bananas on Threads:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Trending via Instagram:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

45 shares on Threads this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Trending via Threads:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Spotted on Discord:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Just landed via Reddit:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Making waves on Discord:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Spotted on Instagram:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Going bananas on Discord:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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