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Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Seen just now on Threads:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Going viral on Messenger:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Just landed via Reddit:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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35 shares on Threads this month:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Trending via Pinterest:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Just shared via Instagram:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spotted on Threads:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Breaking via Twitch:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Making waves on Facebook:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Making waves on Facebook:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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