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Renaissance vibes: lounging in style with grapes and no pants! 🍇🎨😊
178 Funny around quotes
Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.
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Guess it's time for both of us to break out the cool sweaters! 😎🧥❄️
One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.
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When your cat's confused face lets you know you're not the only one wondering if you live in a haunted house 👻🐱😳
The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.
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Ignoring everything around me, and it turns out ignorance really is bliss 😆🌍🙈
No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.
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Turning down the rage and cranking up the love sounds like a recipe for a huggable future! 😂❤️✌️
Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.
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Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! 🎬😂👶💔
I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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Warming up my day with mystery undies! 🔥🩲🔍😂
Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.
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Tour guide: the perfect job for anyone who thrives on both steps and smugness! 🚶♂️💡😆