Funny belongings quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️‍♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is ready to submit its entry to the Sundance Film Festival! 📱🎥🎬 Who knew your purse has all the drama, suspense, and mystery of a blockbuster hit?! Perhaps it's time to start charging it director royalties! 🤣 #PurseLifeDocumentary

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