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Funny belongings quotes

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I've left most of mine at home.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025