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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Making waves on Discord:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Going viral on Slack:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Making waves on YouTube:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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93 shares on Discord this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

66 shares on Slack this month:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

100 shares on X this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

48 shares on Discord this month:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Shared recently on Threads:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Spotted on X:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Making waves on Messenger:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Going viral on Messenger:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Going viral on Slack:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Going viral on TikTok:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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