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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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