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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’ve been blocked by better.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Just landed via YouTube:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Making waves on WeChat:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Shared recently on X:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Reported on Threads:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Funny blaming quotes

Funny blaming quotes bring a hilarious twist to pointing fingers 😂 Whether you’re dodging responsibility or sharing a laugh at life’s little oops moments, these witty lines make blame game fun 🎯 Perfect for lightening the mood and sparking smiles, they remind us that sometimes laughter is the best excuse! 😜✨

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2 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"
3 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷‍♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Commentary:
"Stop playing the blame game with everyone and their grandma! 🙄 Instead, channel your inner drama llama and pick that one special person you absolutely love to hate and let the blame fest begin! Just remember, it's all fun and games until karma shows up for a tea party! ☕️😏"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Commentary:
"Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Commentary:
"Don't stress over your mishaps, just shift the blame to those sneaky planets! Who knew Mercury's retrograde could be so impactful? 🌌😂 Embrace astrology and watch your responsibilities align with the stars! ⭐️🪐 #BlameThePlanets"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Reported on Instagram:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Making waves on TikTok:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Going viral on Threads:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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