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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,359

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Seen just now on Slack:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Trending via YouTube:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Trending via TikTok:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Live now on Telegram:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Making waves on Twitch:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Trending via X:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Just landed via Threads:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Just landed via Facebook:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

41 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,016

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Breaking via Threads:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Just shared via WeChat:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Spreading quickly via X:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Just shared via Twitch:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Spotted on Threads:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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