Commentary:
Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄
67 Funny bring quotes
Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.
Commentary:
Just when I thought my screenshot organization skills couldn't get any worse, I discovered screenshot-ception! 😂📸📂
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"
If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
Commentary:
"Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️♂️🚨 #KidDetective"
I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Commentary:
"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"
I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.
Commentary:
Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! 🐱🥩😂
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
Commentary:
Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂