Commentary:
"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
20 Funny burger quotes
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.
Commentary:
Looks like your car is just really craving a cheeseburger and fries! 🍔🍟 Maybe it's time to upgrade its GPS system to "Avoid Tempting Food Stops" mode! 😂🚗 #BurgerLoverCar
Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.
Commentary:
"Who needs utensils anyway? Just embrace the cheesy mess with gusto! 🧀🍔😋#MessyBurgerDelight"
Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.
Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution
Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism
I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
Commentary:
"McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"
Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have burgers to fill that gap in your heart…and stomach? 🍔❤️ Go ahead, get that extra patty and release all that pent-up hunger, one delicious bite at a time!" 😋
Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like my soulmate is a burger with really strong arms? 🍔💪😂
He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…
Commentary:
This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄