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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Reported on Threads:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Just landed via Threads:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Going viral on Threads:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Shared recently on X:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Going viral on Instagram:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Seen just now on Slack:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Going viral on Instagram:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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