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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Reported on TikTok:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Breaking via TikTok:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Spotted on Reddit:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Making waves on YouTube:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Trending via Reddit:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Just landed via Messenger:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Making waves on X:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Just landed via Telegram:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Making waves on Reddit:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Reported on X:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Going viral on YouTube:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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