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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Going viral on Discord:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Trending via YouTube:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Spotted on WeChat:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Breaking via X:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Spotted on Threads:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Making waves on YouTube:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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