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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Seen just now on X:

I am cassette tape years old.

Just landed via Facebook:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

These aliens are taking forever.

Shared recently on Telegram:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Going viral on Messenger:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Just shared via Telegram:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Just shared via Facebook:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Going viral on WeChat:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Going viral on Slack:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

48 shares on X this month:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

82 shares on Slack this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

70 shares on Slack this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Making waves on Discord:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Spotted on Instagram:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Going viral on Slack:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Broadcasted on X:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Going bananas on Discord:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Making waves on YouTube:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Just shared via Discord:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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