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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Just shared via Reddit:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Spotted on Slack:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Just shared via Discord:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Freshly posted on Threads:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Just landed via Telegram:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Making waves on Slack:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Trending via Messenger:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Just landed via Slack:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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62 shares on Instagram this month:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

40 shares on Twitch this month:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

41 shares on X this month:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

45 shares on X this month:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Shared recently on Slack:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Just landed via Reddit:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Breaking via Threads:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Shared recently on Threads:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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