Funny commuting quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that was a ride as smooth as a square wheel! 🚂😜 Leaving the train like a pro with a parting shot, 'Thanks for nothing!' 🙄 Farewell, dear locomotive, until we meet again on the rollercoaster of life! 🎢😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"

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