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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

Funny confident quotes

Funny confident quotes are the perfect mix of sass and self-love 😎✨ They boost your mood, make you chuckle, and remind you to own your awesome with a wink 😉💪 Whether you’re strutting into Monday or just need a little pep talk, these witty gems bring the perfect combo of humor and boldness to your day 🎉🔥 Get ready to laugh out loud and feel unstoppable!

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

57 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Spotted on Facebook:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Shared recently on Slack:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Just shared via Telegram:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Just shared via Messenger:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Just landed via Instagram:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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