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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Going viral on TikTok:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Going viral on Instagram:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Live now on Threads:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Just landed via Threads:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Breaking via Facebook:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Breaking via TikTok:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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54 shares on YouTube this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

81 shares on X this month:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

78 shares on X this month:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Just shared via Twitch:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Just landed via WeChat:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Live now on Messenger:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Trending via Slack:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Breaking via Threads:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Breaking via Slack:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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