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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Going viral on Threads:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Being strange is exhausting.

Going viral on Telegram:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Going viral on YouTube:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Spotted on WeChat:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Spotted on Slack:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Going viral on TikTok:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Making waves on X:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Breaking via Threads:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Seen just now on Discord:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Breaking via Discord:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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