Funny curtains quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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