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Funny curtains quotes

Funny curtains quotes bring a splash of humor to your home decor 🎭πŸͺŸ, turning ordinary window treatments into conversation starters! Whether you want to brighten up a dull room or add a cheeky twist to your living space, these witty lines will have you laughing every time you draw the curtains πŸ˜‚βœ¨. Ready to see your windows in a whole new light? Let’s dive into some curtain call comedy! πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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