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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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