Funny curtains quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for this charming candle! 🕯️😄 Don't be fooled by the cuteness and pleasant aroma – there's a fiery side waiting to unleash chaos on your curtains! 🔥🔥🔥 Better keep an eye on this little troublemaker! 😜 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch 🌞🤔 Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? 😂 #IndoorAdventures"

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