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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

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17,246

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15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Just shared via Twitch:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Seen just now on Reddit:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Breaking via TikTok:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Freshly posted on X:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Just shared via Slack:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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42 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,246

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Making waves on Telegram:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Spotted on Twitch:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Just shared via Reddit:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Seen just now on Slack:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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